Why girls are smitten by Sherlock Holmes.

The most moronic question I have ever been asked- why are girls so mad behind Sherlock Holmes?

EXCUSE YOU. BECAUSE HE'S EFFIN' BRILLIANT.

On Thursday, an absolute dimwit told me that he doesn't understand why girls love Sherlock Holmes and what is so great about Benedict Cumberbatch? He's just a scrawny actor.

Now listen to me you little shit. 

1. Sherlock Holmes is the most quick-witted man known to fictional history. I mean, haven't you heard of brainy is the new sexy? 
2. That man has extremely high intelligence, high observance skills and keen ability to understand and predict human behavior. 
3. The science of deduction. 
4. Has a developed ability to make connections with unrelated data.
5. Is not a psychopath, Anderson, he's a highly functioning sociopath. Do your research. 
6. Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street. 

How can a girl not like Sherlock! Besides, he's hot! Not just because he's Benedict Cumberbatch but because when you read it, you can make out that he's probably one of the sexiest men! I don't even blame Molly for being that way in front of Sherlock because I'm pretty sure any of us would have been the exact same as her.

But. Benedict Cumberbatch. 

"Time magazine have named Benedict Cumberbatch as one of the 100 most influential people in the world. Described as “alarmingly talented” Benedict’s entry, wittily written by Colin Firth is glowing about Benedict’s attributes as an actor ending with the missive that “he must be stopped“."

I don't think there can be a more perfect Sherlock Holmes. Also, that man played Smaug from The Hobbit! And he was perfect!
Then again, he's hot!

Look at this picture. Just look at it. Even his effin' cartoon figure is hot.

But not only hot, that man is brilliant, amusing and witty. Remember the photobomb?
Did you know he has a girlfriend? Yeah, I know, Damn.


So that's all I've to say to you kids today.
*Effie Trinket voice* May the cumbercookies be ever in your favor.

                                      Bye
                                        -Sasha.

Who was worse- The King or the Head of the Muggle-Born registration commission?

Disclaimer.

SPOILER ALERT. Do not read this unless you have read or seen the Harry Potter series and at least the first season/book of The Game of Thrones series. It's for your own good. 

The worst fictional characters ever.

So today I finished the first season of The Game of Thrones series and I don't think anyone can be worse than King Joffrey. For me, it was hate at first sight. WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH THAT PERSON. I don't think I hate anyone in the entire world as much as I hate Joffrey. (Dolores Umbridge being the exception). 

I mean, Umbridge is horrible and I hate her from the bottom of my heart and I would have rather seen her dead than Voldemort but what about Joffrey? That asshole is pure evil. When I heard about his death in the 3rd season, I don't think I have ever been happier. I was literally jumping on my bed(it will never be the same again). 

Sure Umbridge did send a whole lot of muggle-borns to Azkaban because of their blood status and accused them of "stealing" wizarding abilities but good gosh Joffrey! I wish he died a slow and painful death. Although, I would prefer to be sent off to Azkaban for inflicting the cruciatus curse on that horribly pink woman so strongly that it would result in her death, killing Joffrey wouldn't be any less the pleasure. 

But also, 1995-1996(the years Umbridge was in Hogwarts) were the sassiest years Hogwarts has ever seen. Not only the students and Peeves, but the teachers also purposely aggravated that bitch who's called Dolores Umbridge. They were the years when Dumbledore revealed his persistent style and Minerva McGonagall became an effin' queen and was worshiped worldwide. I mean, even Professor Flitwick rebelled! 

"Thank you so much, Professor!" said Professor Flitwick in his squeaky little voice. "I could have got rid of the sparklers myself, of course, but I wasn't sure whether I had the authority..."

Beaming, he closed the classroom door in Umbridge's snarling face.”

That genius little man I swear to God. I had to literally put down the book and slow clap. 

So Joffrey may have separated the head from body of I don't know how many people including Ned Stark(in front of Sansa!) but Umbridge was pretty horrible herself. They should get married. No wait actually *gags*. 

Well thank you for reading and *Effie Trinket voice* May the odds be ever in your favor. 
-Sasha. 

The first one

Marking the first blog of the basalisk slayer. There are no basalisks anymore you say? Yea, you're welcome. 

So I recently watched the Lord of the Rings movies. Everyone loves Lord of the Rings. The movies were great. Although I can't read the books since my mum refused to buy me the series after I spent 2000 rupees on new books and they're not available in the Khargym library *silently cries* (My birthday is on 7th May by the way. Thought you ought to know.) 

Anyway, out of all the amazing dialogues of the series, there was one of Samwise Gamgee that got me thinking,

 “It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end… because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass.”

Even darkness must pass, everything is temporary and we can't let it affect us all the time. This is basically to all of depressed people. Try smiling. Terrible things happen to everyone all the time. You shouldn't let it get to you. Don't let it affect your mind. Yes things are bad right now but no one said that they wouldn't get better. Cutting yourself shows weakness. That you are weak and easily defeated. You give life another chance to knock you out by revealing your weakness. 

"Life is like a boxing match. Defeat is not declared when you fall, but when you refuse to stand up and fight again"

So stand up, keep fighting and turn your life around. 

*Effie Trinket voice*

May the odds be ever in your favor. 

                                                       Goodbye then. 

                                                          -Sasha.