Why girls are smitten by Sherlock Holmes.

The most moronic question I have ever been asked- why are girls so mad behind Sherlock Holmes?

EXCUSE YOU. BECAUSE HE'S EFFIN' BRILLIANT.

On Thursday, an absolute dimwit told me that he doesn't understand why girls love Sherlock Holmes and what is so great about Benedict Cumberbatch? He's just a scrawny actor.

Now listen to me you little shit. 

1. Sherlock Holmes is the most quick-witted man known to fictional history. I mean, haven't you heard of brainy is the new sexy? 
2. That man has extremely high intelligence, high observance skills and keen ability to understand and predict human behavior. 
3. The science of deduction. 
4. Has a developed ability to make connections with unrelated data.
5. Is not a psychopath, Anderson, he's a highly functioning sociopath. Do your research. 
6. Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street. 

How can a girl not like Sherlock! Besides, he's hot! Not just because he's Benedict Cumberbatch but because when you read it, you can make out that he's probably one of the sexiest men! I don't even blame Molly for being that way in front of Sherlock because I'm pretty sure any of us would have been the exact same as her.

But. Benedict Cumberbatch. 

"Time magazine have named Benedict Cumberbatch as one of the 100 most influential people in the world. Described as “alarmingly talented” Benedict’s entry, wittily written by Colin Firth is glowing about Benedict’s attributes as an actor ending with the missive that “he must be stopped“."

I don't think there can be a more perfect Sherlock Holmes. Also, that man played Smaug from The Hobbit! And he was perfect!
Then again, he's hot!

Look at this picture. Just look at it. Even his effin' cartoon figure is hot.

But not only hot, that man is brilliant, amusing and witty. Remember the photobomb?
Did you know he has a girlfriend? Yeah, I know, Damn.


So that's all I've to say to you kids today.
*Effie Trinket voice* May the cumbercookies be ever in your favor.

                                      Bye
                                        -Sasha.