The Best Villains in Fictional History.

So yea, hi. 

I've decided to keep a target of at least one post a month.

Bit more exciting post this time after I don't exactly know how many depressing ones. 

Disclaimer: This post will display content from the following: 

1. Sherlock. 

2. Batman.

3. Thor/Avengers. 

4. Doctor Who. 

5. Harry Potter. 

The Best Villains in Fictional History. 

Everyone loves the heroes. But, what about the villains? So this is basically my point of view when it comes to villains. Crazy to subtle, all villains have a purpose. Except Joker, he just wants to kill people.

So let's start off with naming them okay. 

1. Jim Moriarty. 

2. The Joker. 

3. Loki. 

4. The Master. 

5. Bellatrix Lestrange. 

1. Jim Moriarty (Portrayed by Andrew Scott). 

A consulting effin' criminal. I mean, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, hats off to you. How awesome is Jim Moriarty? He is a criminal mastermind! The Napoleon of Crime. Every fairy tale needs an old-fashioned villain and I think James Moriarty is perfect. He is cunning, charismatic, manipulative and basically, a genius, overall. And what better villain than the archenemy of the master mind, Sherlock Holmes? He is so bloody awesome that he can shoot himself in the mouth and still end up alive. I don't think I've ever been excited for anyone else's return. I was so excited, I painted him.

2) The Joker. (The one in the movie). 

The Joker is very usually considered the best villain of all times. Why is that?

•  Because he doesn't have a grudge against the innocent and he doesn't have a reason for killing them. He just likes it. 
• He doesn't give a flying eff about money. Remember when he burned it down? 
• He kills his own people. He uses people and kills them. Kind of the outline of everyone's dream. (Being extremely sadistic though). 
• How good was the actor? The late Heath Ledger was an effin' brilliant actor okay. And anyone who thinks differently is wrong. 

3)  Loki. (Portrayed by Tom Hiddleston). 

Out of all the villains ever, I think Loki is the hottest okay. Not only because it's Tom Hiddleston, but because it's Loki you little shits. Loki is *sigh*. 

I mean, anyone who has watched Thor would say that their favorite characters were Heimdall, Frigga and Loki. Who is cooler than the effin' God of Mischief. He's just so chill. I mean, remember when all the prisoners were escaping the dungeons and he's just sitting there and reading like he doesn't give a flying eff. 

Thor, son of Odin, needed help to stop him. 

Hulk smashed him though. Hulk is the boss. You don't mess with Hulk. 

4) The Master. 

The Master is a classic villain in Doctor Who. Being a time lord, his powers and thinking capacity are very close to that of the Doctor. The Master, a recurring villain, has been described as a "Professor Moriarty to the Doctor's Sherlock Holmes."

His competition being the Daleks and Cybermen, Master has won a special place in every Whovian's heart. Even though the Doctor is forced to defeat him, he does not want to kill him because he doesn't want to be the last Time Lord remaining because hey, Time Lords. 

So he is intelligent, evil and sadistic. What's not to love? 

5) Bellatrix Lestrange. (Portrayed by Helena Bonham Carter). 

So when the order of phoenix released in cinemas, having already read the books, I was looking forward to an effin good Bellatrix. And let me tell you, I was not disappointed one bit. In fact, I was impressed. The fanatic loyalty to Lord Voldy, the cackle, and the voice though. She was effin' brilliant. Helena Bonham Carter, hats off to you. 

The magic of Bellatrix Lestrange is that even though she murdered Sirius Black, a part of the list of practically everyone's favorite characters, we still loved her. Even though she tortured Hermoine, we loved her. Somehow, the madness and the bitchy witch attitude made everyone love her.

Fun fact: She was so hot at first that they had to tone her costume down a notch. (Harry Potter is supposed to be family friendly).

This post has been according to my view point. Express yours in your blog. Thanks. 

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Sasha. 

The Slayer's list of things you should watch.

Okay so watch this. 

So I've decided to start with an occasional list of 'things you should watch'. 

Let's start with a simple advertisement that you should definitely watch: 

click on this.

Now here, is something that will creep you out. 

Hated it? Here's part two. 

Now let's come to Music videos, 

You're gonna cry if you watch this and this in the same order. 

Now let's come to TV shows. 

I highly recommend Doctor Who. If the first episode doesn't appeal to you much, start with the second one. 

I also recently started Breaking Bad, it's brilliant. 

So movies I recommend, 

The Heat (the Sandra Bullock version) is one of my favorite movies of all times. 

Then, We're the Millers is adorable. 

And if you haven't seen Mean Girls, you haven't lived. 

May the odds be ever in your favor, 

Sasha. 

The Fault In Our World

What the eff is wrong with the world. 

Okay so I have never ever in my entire life been this pissed. 

My best friend is being constantly cyber bullied and this is a message to all of you cowards who anonymously torture people you don't know and to all of you who are being cyber bullied. 

So first of all, what is your effin problem. 

Do you think bullying people is funny? Do you think you are above everyone else? You stuck up assholes think you can control the world by bullying the people that can actually make a difference to it? Did I mention that it is a federal crime to bully someone? Hell yes, you can be put behind bars for it. 

And you know what? To the guy who has been bullying all the people I know and love, I think you're a coward because when I tried to block you, you had already blocked me. Bravo, you're a chicken. 

When you bully someone, you destroy someone's faith in humanity, you destroy everyone's opinion about him/her, and most of all, you destroy their will to live. 

My friend is a bouncy and an ecstatic human being. She is one of the people you would love to hang out with or even be around. And the fact that you would attempt to destroy someone like that is just sickening. You are a sadistic excuse for a human being. Please, feed yourself to a goat. 

To the people being bullied, your life won't be ruined because of one or even two cowards harassing you. I know everyone says this to you, but I want to say it again, ignore or break their legs. Peace. You don't deserve this negativety in your life. I'm sure you are accepted by people and there are people who love you, don't let them go, ever. Cutting or taking your life is never the answer. Let me tell you, life is a boxing match. It's going to keep trying to knock you down. It's your decision whether you stay on the ground and die like a loser or get up, dust yourself, and ready yourself for round 2. 

You might say, how would I know? I'm not being bullied. I know how you feel. In the seventh grade, I had been bullied too. Not bullied as much as left alone. I lost all hope and I hated going to school. I didn't like waking up from sleep. Not only people in school, but also my cousins, bullied me. I never understood why. I thought it was because I was fat or something. I chose to work out and lose all my extra weight and to be honest, I stopped eating for a while. But it didn't help, they either ignored me and left me alone, feeling terrible, or they bullied me until I cried. By the end of it all, I liked being alone. This is the part of my life in which books were my best friends. I found the Harry Potter series and that is, honestly, what helped me through it all. I compared myself to Neville Longbottom and realised that he was being tortured so much more and he was so brave through it all. He never lost faith, he was worth 12 times of everyone who was bullying him. I took that as an example. I never cut myself, I never had suicidal tendencies. Yes, I still prefer sitting alone reading or writing, but the fact that I never gave up on myself, helped me survive. I want you to never give up and please keep fighting. 

May the odds be ever in your favor, 

Lots of love, 

Sasha. 

I don't wanna be another wave in the ocean.

So it's been one and a half month since I wrote something. 

So I recently passed my board examination of the 10th grade with an 83% (not proud of it). But now, everything has changed. School started around 18 days ago and it's so far so good I guess. ISC was not my first option but I think it's pretty cool. Although, for the first time in my entire life, I've entered the school alone. No one I knew from my childhood is a part of my class. For the first time in my entire life, I felt alone. But socializing isn't that difficult apparently. I've already made 7-8 great friends (rather proud of myself for that). 

Anyway, back to the topic, 

"I don't wanna be another wave in the ocean,

           I am a rock not just another grain of sand"  -Bon Jovi. 

I think the quote is pretty clear. Well, it's not exactly a quote, it's a lyric from Bon Jovi's song, "Because We Can".
The fact that I've come to a new school is telling me that I'm not special anymore. I'm not the diverse person I was in my former school. I'm like everyone else. The other day I entered my class and since I was confused, I asked a girl which class that was and she said that she didn't even know I was in her class. That kind of hurt my ego, thus, the failure of writing a fandom post instead. I'm not a council member anymore.
I can't express myself openly anymore. I'm not the terrible grammar nazi who will be upfront and correct every mistake you make while speaking or writing anymore. I can't sing loudly in my class without having people judge me anymore. I can't have random mood swings and jump around when I want anymore. I can't go crazy fangirl anymore. I'm just the girl that sits back in class and prefers to read her book. It's like I've lost my identity. I can't be who I am with people I don't know. I'm not two-faced or anything, it's just that I don't want to freak people out. Like, our friendship level isn't ready for me as who I really am.

You would probably just say, "Oh don't be afraid to be who you are". But I can't. I'm not afraid. I can't describe my emotion. I think it's somewhere around nervousness. Some people don't have any problem with this but I guess I do. I have a problem in expressing myself with strangers or acquaintances. Oh but I try, only to fail. So I guess I'm gonna go with "give it time".

Well I miss my old school and I would give anything to go back there. Sadly, there is no option of humanities there.

If you ever feel the way I do, remember that you're not the only one.

May the odds be ever in your favor.
-Lots of love,
Sasha.

(Gosh this is like a formal letter. I don't think I've been this serious since like 15 years).

Bring Back Our Girls.

So this is something that has really really pissed the shit out of me. When I heard that more than 300 effin Nigerian girls have been kidnapped and held captive by the assholes who call themselves "Boko Haram", I felt like chopping those (I'll try not to swear, hi dad). 

So the group called Boko Haram terrorizes northeastern Nigeria for 5 effin years and we hear about it now? AFTER 300 EFFIN GIRLS ARE KIDNAPPED! Well played government. Not just the government,well played, security. After being warned about Islamic militants being just around the corner. 

What happened to "World peace and security"? 

50 CORPSES HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED. OPEN YOUR EYES. 

Forget the government, the security and all that though. Boko Haram, I hope all you assholes burn in the fires of hell. Girls don't deserve an education? Oh we deserve an education just as much as you deserve to be burned and eaten by a hyena and stay alive through the entire effin thing. You assholes have hit the rock bottom of mankind. 

Why does it seem like the U.S. is the only one doing all the work? They are sending an army of 200 to recover the girls and I salute you for that. Bring back our girls. And then chop the people of Boko Haram's private parts off. 

-Sasha. 

Why girls are smitten by Sherlock Holmes.

The most moronic question I have ever been asked- why are girls so mad behind Sherlock Holmes?

EXCUSE YOU. BECAUSE HE'S EFFIN' BRILLIANT.

On Thursday, an absolute dimwit told me that he doesn't understand why girls love Sherlock Holmes and what is so great about Benedict Cumberbatch? He's just a scrawny actor.

Now listen to me you little shit. 

1. Sherlock Holmes is the most quick-witted man known to fictional history. I mean, haven't you heard of brainy is the new sexy? 
2. That man has extremely high intelligence, high observance skills and keen ability to understand and predict human behavior. 
3. The science of deduction. 
4. Has a developed ability to make connections with unrelated data.
5. Is not a psychopath, Anderson, he's a highly functioning sociopath. Do your research. 
6. Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street. 

How can a girl not like Sherlock! Besides, he's hot! Not just because he's Benedict Cumberbatch but because when you read it, you can make out that he's probably one of the sexiest men! I don't even blame Molly for being that way in front of Sherlock because I'm pretty sure any of us would have been the exact same as her.

But. Benedict Cumberbatch. 

"Time magazine have named Benedict Cumberbatch as one of the 100 most influential people in the world. Described as “alarmingly talented” Benedict’s entry, wittily written by Colin Firth is glowing about Benedict’s attributes as an actor ending with the missive that “he must be stopped“."

I don't think there can be a more perfect Sherlock Holmes. Also, that man played Smaug from The Hobbit! And he was perfect!
Then again, he's hot!

Look at this picture. Just look at it. Even his effin' cartoon figure is hot.

But not only hot, that man is brilliant, amusing and witty. Remember the photobomb?
Did you know he has a girlfriend? Yeah, I know, Damn.


So that's all I've to say to you kids today.
*Effie Trinket voice* May the cumbercookies be ever in your favor.

                                      Bye
                                        -Sasha.

Who was worse- The King or the Head of the Muggle-Born registration commission?

Disclaimer.

SPOILER ALERT. Do not read this unless you have read or seen the Harry Potter series and at least the first season/book of The Game of Thrones series. It's for your own good. 

The worst fictional characters ever.

So today I finished the first season of The Game of Thrones series and I don't think anyone can be worse than King Joffrey. For me, it was hate at first sight. WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH THAT PERSON. I don't think I hate anyone in the entire world as much as I hate Joffrey. (Dolores Umbridge being the exception). 

I mean, Umbridge is horrible and I hate her from the bottom of my heart and I would have rather seen her dead than Voldemort but what about Joffrey? That asshole is pure evil. When I heard about his death in the 3rd season, I don't think I have ever been happier. I was literally jumping on my bed(it will never be the same again). 

Sure Umbridge did send a whole lot of muggle-borns to Azkaban because of their blood status and accused them of "stealing" wizarding abilities but good gosh Joffrey! I wish he died a slow and painful death. Although, I would prefer to be sent off to Azkaban for inflicting the cruciatus curse on that horribly pink woman so strongly that it would result in her death, killing Joffrey wouldn't be any less the pleasure. 

But also, 1995-1996(the years Umbridge was in Hogwarts) were the sassiest years Hogwarts has ever seen. Not only the students and Peeves, but the teachers also purposely aggravated that bitch who's called Dolores Umbridge. They were the years when Dumbledore revealed his persistent style and Minerva McGonagall became an effin' queen and was worshiped worldwide. I mean, even Professor Flitwick rebelled! 

"Thank you so much, Professor!" said Professor Flitwick in his squeaky little voice. "I could have got rid of the sparklers myself, of course, but I wasn't sure whether I had the authority..."

Beaming, he closed the classroom door in Umbridge's snarling face.”

That genius little man I swear to God. I had to literally put down the book and slow clap. 

So Joffrey may have separated the head from body of I don't know how many people including Ned Stark(in front of Sansa!) but Umbridge was pretty horrible herself. They should get married. No wait actually *gags*. 

Well thank you for reading and *Effie Trinket voice* May the odds be ever in your favor. 
-Sasha. 

The first one

Marking the first blog of the basalisk slayer. There are no basalisks anymore you say? Yea, you're welcome. 

So I recently watched the Lord of the Rings movies. Everyone loves Lord of the Rings. The movies were great. Although I can't read the books since my mum refused to buy me the series after I spent 2000 rupees on new books and they're not available in the Khargym library *silently cries* (My birthday is on 7th May by the way. Thought you ought to know.) 

Anyway, out of all the amazing dialogues of the series, there was one of Samwise Gamgee that got me thinking,

 “It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end… because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass.”

Even darkness must pass, everything is temporary and we can't let it affect us all the time. This is basically to all of depressed people. Try smiling. Terrible things happen to everyone all the time. You shouldn't let it get to you. Don't let it affect your mind. Yes things are bad right now but no one said that they wouldn't get better. Cutting yourself shows weakness. That you are weak and easily defeated. You give life another chance to knock you out by revealing your weakness. 

"Life is like a boxing match. Defeat is not declared when you fall, but when you refuse to stand up and fight again"

So stand up, keep fighting and turn your life around. 

*Effie Trinket voice*

May the odds be ever in your favor. 

                                                       Goodbye then. 

                                                          -Sasha.